Few days ago, a friend received her first Zoroastrian spam mail. I found it interesting, so here it goes:
From: Dr. Agathangelos Eutropius II <email@example.com>
Date: Tue, 15 May 2007 22:51:09 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Zorastrianism Greetings
Direccion: calle Brazil 10, 28025 Madrid
Date: 15th 05 2007
Our Ref: ZG/1007MA
The Mithras Association with guidiance of Mit(h)ra, has this day the 15th 05 2007 has granted you the sum of US$ 830,000:00 only as a tribute for the Spinoff of Zorastrianism celebration (Celebration of Light). After series of secret deliberations by the Abrahadabra Forums, eight (8) people were selected from around the globe to be benefactors of the Spinoff of Zorastrianism celebration free light aid.
These grants are issued every Spinoff of Zorastrianism celebration (15years) by the Abrahadabra Forums around the world in accordance with the objective of the Mithras as stated by Usermaatre Osorkon III in mid-790s BC which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man’s faith and co-enhance living conditions under the Shadow of the Sun.
We will advice that these funds which amount to US$ 830,000:00 only be used to bring light to the lives of many through your own initiative for as represented by the Zorastrianism celebration. In order to claim your grant, contact the Deutshe Abrahadabra Forums Office co-Supervisor:
Kindly quote the above reference when contacting Dr. Agathangelos Eutropius II.